Watch the Simpsons, listen to The Beatles; you will be a better person.

itscalling:

k1mkardashian:

chris is just a simple guy

always at 4pm

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JULIA IS JUST JEALOUS

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kasukabes:

if you ever feel unimportant just read this page on the blues clues wiki

kasukabes:

if you ever feel unimportant just read this page on the blues clues wiki

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makkine:

makkine:

Oh my god this is giving me flashbacks to when Disney announced it was buying club penguin and there was a literal actual penguin protest in front of the clothes shop for like 4 hours straight I love society

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notcanonyet:

I demand an answer.

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madeofmetals:

This morning while I was getting ready I was watching Sesame Street.

They were doing this bit where some clown was trying to wash his hands but kept washing his feet or his elbows and Elmo would go, “no mister noodle, your HANDS!” and all the tv kids would laugh.

Around the fourth or fifth time he couldn’t find his hands, I heard a grown man yell from somewhere else in the motel, “GODDAMMIT, MR. NOODLE.”

LITERALLY MY FAVORITE STORY ON ALL OF TUMBLR.

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madeupmonkeyshit:

every time i log off

AHH OMHMYGODIFORGOT MUST. FIND. AND. WATCH.

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  • Cat nurse: I hear him singing sometimes. In my head. Such ancient songs.
  • Face of Bo: ALL THE SINGLE LADIES. All the single ladies.
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thetenthdoctorsbrillianthair:

Have I ever showed you my dedication to collecting the Magic Tree House series

AND JUNIE B. AHHHGGG DOESN’T GET BETTER

thetenthdoctorsbrillianthair:

Have I ever showed you my dedication to collecting the Magic Tree House series

AND JUNIE B. AHHHGGG DOESN’T GET BETTER

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“Because you asked me to.”

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